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Return of the Future

by The Gherkins

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Rowley Sisson The title track, Return of the Future, needs to be on any/all playlists intended for groove enthusiasts and synth fans looking to "chill". Or, y'know, on that "special" playlist for the "wink-wink-nudge-ay, you're wicked, ay? wicked. say-no-more!" Favorite track: Return of the Future.
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I know you want me honey because you told me so I'm ready to give it to you baby, but first you gotta let me know, I said please, please, please, please My daddy once told me that a gentleman Must know his place You've gotta tell me what you want, 'cause I just can't read your face Hey baby c'mon and come on home I could wait till hell freezes over But I just don't wanna be alone I said please, please, please please My daddy once told me that a gentleman Must know his place You've gotta tell me what you want, 'cause I just can't read your face Honey honey I'm tellin' you woman that I want you and I know you want me too So now baby this is what you gotta do I said please, please, please My daddy once told me that a gentleman Must know his place You've gotta tell me what you want, 'cause I just can't read your face Don't make me beg Please please don't make me back
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The Boogaloo 03:41
I like hanging out on Sundays Never much did care for Monday Happen to like my coffee a little sweet I’m like a dog chasing a rabbit Multiplied with loud bad habits I’m just a guy who showed up today Everybody stop Everybody go Everybody's here Everybody knows Everybody green Everybody red Everybody's here Inside of my head Tangled up in caramel A carousel in a Wishing well Throwing coins back to the hopeless hands Juggernaut conquistadors, Haven’t we been here before? Place your signature on the dotted line Scream it down from the parapets A neon day glow silhouette It’s a race to the bottom of a bottomless pit At the straw man, the paper tiger roars, "Haven’t we been here before?" Place your thumb right here on this button Bring me back to when things made sense No need for repayment or recompense I'm just lost in the now I don't know how to get back to get back to get back home Hangman's laughing at history Where we wind up is a mystery Tomorrow's just another gift you can't return 5 4 3 2 1 This is how it all gets done Ashes to ashes we all fall down
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Follow me child I'm going to take you somewhere magical in the woods Don't stray too far from the path my dear Follow the sound of my voice Some day you'll go on without me Take what you've learned here I can't tell you how wonderful you are
4.
Well I ran out of gas at Alpha Centauri Some mean old man had some guns out after me So I grabbed my strat and hit the streets With a some rowdy androids and some 808 beats It sounded somethin' like... For the sake of your mom And the fate of the world I hope I pray I goddamn know There's Rock N Roll (in space) Thrusters on it's time to start the show I need to be where the gravity's low Under the glow of these cosmic rays It's Rock N Roll (in space) We're sending some signals to galaxies unknown Just bring some drums and microphones You bring the Casio. I'll bring the SG Cosmonauts will roll tape. We'll shred and rock beats We're picking up signals on a new frequency coming from somewhere across the galaxy Turn up all the knobs and engage hyperspace Tune up your guitar and check that bass It's gonna sound like...
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Sheriff please put your gun away Understand my trigger wasn't pulled with hate Sheriff this ain't the way it seems I've seen things that'll drain your dreams, Sheriff please put your gun away John, I'm begging you don't go in This house was baptized in the flames of sin There's just some things a man can't unsee If we've ever been friends, please listen to me John, I'm begging you don't go in Well the earth opened up its mouth and everything went south the day these wraiths came flowing like a liquid laugh.They came screaming down 61 as we loaded up our guns not knowing if we would make it to see the aftermath. The broadcast men said chemicals made 'em lose their heads but I know this air I breathe and this soil I tread Precious little on which I depend somehow took me to the end. One's blood, one's gone, and the other's on the mend All these things we lost along the way, nothing but a crying shame.Let's watch these twisted roots wither in the flames. It's a sad, sad song all the parrots dance along From dust you came To dust you shall return It's a sad, sad song the marionettes all sing along From dust you came To dust you shall return It's a sad, sad song all the parrots sing along From dust you came To dust you shall return It's a sad, sad song the marionettes all dance along From dust you came To dust you shall return Lucky enough to dream.
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Dracula 03:56
From my tower I scream Curses of hatred and pain For the day they took my dear beloved away She had no blood of royals She was my next to turn Their reckoning is at hand and I'll watch them burn I am the butcher's cleave I am the reaper's blade Close your eyes, darling Prepare to be saved They never see me coming But when they do It's because I want them to In the pale moonlight Your flowing hair so crimson Your soft skin so white I can give you something Not another can You'll be more than nature, More than man All of your petty weapons All of your sad religions All your hopes and dreams All your little children I'm gonna watch it burn to cinder and ash You've taken something from me I'll never get her back
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I clutch my hands to hold my heart There's nothing but a hole there now It pulls me in I drop to my knees Siren song singing to me I fell through the earth for 10,000 years I saw the stars, gods, birth, and war Ain't no good ever come from a man like me, Till she gave me what I'd always begged her for Bye bye blackbird Winter is coming Oh Haven’t you heard Bye bye blackbird Sugar so sweet Cold so bitter I've seen rich men, poor men, beggars, and thieves Seen a whole lot better than me Seen doorways to nowhere Seen doorways to hell She always opened new doors for me
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If teardrops were beer I'd be drunk all the time Drunk all the time I would be But the only thing diff'rent From my dream and what's real Is that all of my drinks would be free You've gone and taken your things You've gone and moved down the road But how could you leave me On a Sunday, my dear When you know that the liquor store's closed I guess that I should move on Find a way to soldier on through the strife But I think I can make it without you, my dear With booze as the love of my life
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Daymare 06:27
Apoplectic at the sound Outpost towns burned to the ground I’ve been gone for far too long My old clothes they all fit me wrong Isolation fever dream Decapitated by the queen The rabbit screams something’s amiss Standing at the edge of the abyss Population counting down The only thing I’ve ever known You’re all gone and I am numb Daymare A million miles away from home The only thing I’ve ever known You’re all gone and I am numb Daymare A million miles away from home Fever beat pulse in my ears Boulders rolling through the years Planets fall forever down The day the tanks came in to town A little girl dandelion crushed before my very eyes

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Recorded in 28 days time as part of the 2019 RPM Challenge, Return of the Future is.musical goulash from the brothers Kirk and Dirk Gherkin to remind you that life is too short to play one genre of music.

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released March 1, 2019

The Gherkins are:
Chris Scharling (aka Kirk Gherkin): vocals, guitars, drum programming, synths
Martin Scott (aka Dirk Gherkin): acoustic, electric, and baritone guitars, casios, micro korg, bass, vibraphone, drum programming, gherkograms
Dustin Henry (aka Sir Francis Scott Gherkin): vocals and saxophone on "Don't Make Me Beg", emotional support friend
Jill Scharling (aka Harriet Beecher Gherkin): cowbell and handclap rhythm section on "Rock N Roll (In Space)"
Kirk Gherkin Jr.: tambourine on "Oregon Trail Mix"

All songs written by Chris Scharling and Martin Scott.
Published by Brine Jar Music, LLC (ASCAP).
Mixed, mastered, and engineered by Chris Scharling.

Album art by Martin Scott

Produced by The Gherkins.

Copyright 2019 Brine Jar Music, LLC.

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The Gherkins Richmond, Virginia

The Gherkins are a power duo from Virginia and Arizona. Chris Scharling and Martin Scott met a lifetime ago in college where they played in various groups but—outside of a one-off birthday party—never as band mates.

In the years since, Chris continued to make music while Marty focused on various other artistic avenues such as graphic design, zines, and electronics.
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